Saka's Double Decimates France: England Up 4-0 at Half

England just stomped all over France in the first half of this 2026 FIFA World Cup third-place affair. Saka, bless his boots, was right in the thick of it. What a show. The Arsenal kid got himself two goals before the whistle blew for half-time, giving England a frankly absurd four-goal lead. Four. It wasn't just good; it was brutal. France? They looked utterly lost, staring at a crater-sized hole to dig themselves out of for the second half of this 'consolation' prize. Anyone remember this being hyped as a tight contest? Yeah, me neither, after that display. Saka's knack for finding the net wasn't just good, it was decisive. Says everything about why he's so crucial for England, no matter the competition. England now has this thing locked up. They've got the job done, effectively. This isn't about *if* they can hold on; it's about *how* France handles the humiliation. A podium finish, they'll call it. France, on the other hand, needs a full-blown spiritual cleanse at the break. Anything less, and this second half is just going to be an extended form of torture.